Claudio-oh, Dear Claudio-oh!

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  • *hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
  • *gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
  • *heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
  • *a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
  • *taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
  • *gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
  • *tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
  • *period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary
  • Sam Pepper handcuffs himself to women on the street, refusing to release one woman until she kisses him

    skindeap:

    note-a-bear:

    jean-luc-gohard:

    celebreceipts:

    In January, Sam Pepper uploaded a video called “How To Get A Girlfriend Easy” in which he sneaks up behind or beside unsuspecting women on the street and handcuffs them to himself. He then tells them they’re “his girlfriend now.”

    When one victim reacts furiously, saying “No! I don’t know you! Take it off!” and demands that he remove the handcuffs, he refuses and replies with “We’re dating now.” She tries again, “Look, I don’t know where you’re from, but we don’t do this in America. Take this off,” while fighting with the cuffs. He refuses again, insisting they’re “going on a date.” She then tells him that she’s married, to which he says “No, you’re married to me now,” and refuses yet again to remove the handcuffs.

    At the end of the video, another woman is pleading with him to undo the handcuffs, and he refuses to until she kisses him on the lips. Pepper appears to think the entire scenario is hilarious at best and endearingly misguided at worst, while the women being “pranked” are visibly livid, terrified, and profoundly uncomfortable.

    NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

    We need to stop calling assault by white men on men of color and women of all races “pranks,” because it makes them seem lighthearted and fun, not like the violent criminal acts they are.

    HOW IS HE NOT IN JAIL RIGHT NOW

    They were probably too afraid to call the cops and when the videos were uploaded no one probably pressed charges.
    If anyone even bothered doing anything about it.

    All those girls who were laughing were doing it out of awkwardness and nervousness, because I do that same laugh when I’m really feeling uncomfortable but don’t want to be “mean”. I loved the blonde girl in the pink tank. I wish I could be more like her, I wish more girls could be like her. I felt so bad for that poor girl at the end, having to kiss him. This guy’s a horrible person.

  • week 1 of friendship: this is a cool person
  • week 30 of friendship: this is a gay egg
  • mal0cchi0:

    kind of hate how capitalism has trained me to believe that having free time is a bad thing and that i need to be constantly doing something to make my existence worth anything

    xtremecaffeine:

    bootses:

    missvoltairine:

    "Don’t take ~chemicals~ like prozac, I heard you can get the same effect by eating 19 oranges a day, that’s only 570 oranges a month!!!"

    "Yeah I know you have horrible panic attacks but like, have you tried yoga?"

    "Yeah I understand depression completely stops you from doing everyday tasks AND that you then feel guilty about that… But you have to just power through it and get on with things as normal!"

    x69o:

 



…today
    Me today
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    codeinewarrior:

    even if i got married i’d still want to live alone

    *rolls eyes*

    shreksforthememories:

    food should be free. water should be free. housing should be free. power, fuel, electricity should be free. basic necessities should be free.

    the idea of “people should have to work for a living” carries the implication that some people deserve to die

    stunningpicture:

Water and sand mix to create ocean rainbow, Manly Beach, Sydney, Australia. (1,000px × 614px) By Remy Gerega



I want to go someplace like this
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